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Well, it is not a pretty story.... about 200 dead crows in Ontario, and there was concern for Avian Flu.
They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's
relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact
with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The Province then hired a
Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for
truck versus car kill.

The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order. When
crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."


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Bah Dump Bump

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lol terrible. Not enough crow jokes around here.

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Still laughingbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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